Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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