I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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