Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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