PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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