you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Randomize
