Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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