Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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