so explain again why im purple
no
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
