There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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