the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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