It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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