She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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