I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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