You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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