Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Randomize
