I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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