I'm gonna have a badass scar
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
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