Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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