3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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