He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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