i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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