Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
don't judge my taste in strippers
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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