wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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