normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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