The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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