we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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