It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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