the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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