i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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