I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
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