dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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