she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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