dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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