Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Two words: nipple clamps
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