How'd it feel making her break her religion?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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