lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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