I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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