Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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