What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Come see our sink grown plant.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
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