What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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