Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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