our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Randomize
