i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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