i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Randomize
