It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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