no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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