I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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