well you can't waste a boner
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
