I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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