Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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