VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Let's paint friendship bongs
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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